2017 年,特朗普第一次就任总统的时候,Rob Sears 出版了这本《The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump》。严格来说,Rob Sears 并不是这本书的作者,他只是从特朗普的推文和其他言论中提取句子,像搭积木一样,就搭出了这些美丽的诗。
下面贴几首,就不翻译了,因为特朗普的英文不需要翻译。
#A beautiful, simple life#Beautiful bikes
Beautiful aircraft carriers
Beautiful coal
Beautiful lie by Crooked Hillary
Beautiful hats
Beautiful women
Beautiful tanks
Beautiful Humvees
Beautiful copper piping
Beautiful auto plant
Beautiful marines
I’ve never seen scissors that look this beautiful before
#I am the most fabulous whiner#I own the largest winery on the east coast
I do whine
We make the finest wine
Because I want to win
And I’m not happy about not winning
And I am a whiner
Many different kind of wines
And I’m a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win
And I’m going to win
#Everybody loves me#Tom Brady loves me
The people of New York, they love me
Upstate New York, I’m like the most popular person that’s ever lived
The bikers love me
You know who loves me? The Tea Party, the evangelicals
My children could not love me more if I spent fifteen times more time with them
The vets love me
The African Americans love me
The Asians love me
Many Hispanics who love me
Most conservatives love me
Society loves me
You are going to love me
Or I will spill the beans on your wife!